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ABOUT
Played in plain sight in urban and rural America, the Nonstop Nonsense Feralball League (NNFL) is a league unlike any other. With 70 teams and other expansion teams under consideration, there is no off-season and no conscience. There are only consequences.
The NNFL is powered by the 3M's (murder, mayhem, and misery) via the playmaking (criminality) of urban terrorists, thugs, gangbangers, mass shooters, etc., aspiring to make a name for themselves, their teams, and respective fields (cities). Simultaneously, the referees (police) diligently work those fields to prevent them from achieving their desired objectives — objectives that ultimately ruin the quality of life for season ticket holders (residents).
In December, the twelve teams that have consistently produced the most murder, mayhem, and misery throughout the season (year) qualify for the AFC and NFC conference playoffs. The two winners of these grueling conference games will then compete in the biggest game of them all: Da' Supa' Bo, where the victorious team will hoist the coveted O.J. Trophy (named after O.J. Simpson, the two-league icon of the NFL and NNFL).
Fun Fact: After three consecutive Supa Bo' wins (2017-2019), the Baltimore Bantus are widely regarded as the New England Patriots of the NNFL.
NNFL'S JARGON
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TD or Touchdown = Death
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Endzone and Paydirt = Grave
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Completion = Hit By Bullet
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Pass(es) = Attempted Shooting(s)
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Receiver = Person Shot
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Interception = Wrong Person Shot
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Pick Six = Wrong Person Shot Dead
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Referees = Police
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Players = Criminals
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Field or Stadium = City
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Season Ticket Holders = Residents
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Jugs Machine = Gun
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Ball = Bullet
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Hail Mary Play = Indiscriminate Gunshots Into A Crowd Or Gathering
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Shuffle Pass = Drive-by Shooting
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Training Camp = Prison
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Hand Off = Stabbing
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Marching Band = Protestors
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PEDs = Performance Enhancing Drugs
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General Manager (GM) = Mayor
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Cheerleaders = Female Players
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